scousis housis

anya taylor joy

welcome

claws. dot eff. em

check out this link for claws.fm releases.

claws.fm is a Scouse House netlabel focused around DJs in the North West. DJ Claws and DJ Scrat founded claws.fm after juice fm got blown up in a nuclear catastrophe which left the Pleasure Rooms completely obliterated by MC Scousehead. Our arch nemesis, Scousehead, is plotting a plan against us. To get us. We will not be avin it. We will prevail. Glory to Claws.FM

I will never allow. Scousehead. The leisure AND PLEASURE of getting claws.fm headquarters nuked. By the way, we are located on the top floor of Radio City Tower. If MC Scousehead somehow attacked us, it would be like 9/11 2. Like the sequel but scouse. 9/12.



PRAISE

Glory To Claws.

"For he who has not tasted upon the divine chalice of Claws shall never know the differences of Scouse and Manc...." - Ancient Chinese Proverb.


music

will put claws music here eventually.